Cover: Sure, it’s our most expensive model, but you can buy it in just 48 easy monthly payments. I’ll take it! Oh, great... saddled with more debt.

Inside: Let me give it to you straight from the horse’s mouth... Happy Birthday!

Size: 5x7 inches

Sold in units of 6

Retail price: $3.99
Wholesale Price: $2.00

Created by Leigh Rubin